~ Meet Banana Sven ~

Hoo boy! I can't believe the way everyone passes me up here on the Bonneville Salt Flats! Back home in Denmark I'm the fastest guy on the ice, a regular Banana Andretti, but out here in the desert, why, I just can't seem to build up any speed. I wonder if it's because I didn't clean enough of the banana meat out of the peel, up towards the nose. Could that be it, ya think? I mean, I was shoveling the durn thing out for nigh onto three hours before the races started....I thought I got it all...Oh well...See you all back in Copenhagen this winter for the Banananationals!!! Signed, Sven