~ Ponder This.......

....Here's what Not To Do:

Do Not go to Nashville, Tennessee with anyone named Mic, and then Do Not go honky-tonkin' on Broadway in Nashville on a fantastic rainy Friday afternoon, and then Do Not have several ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon beers at $1.00 apiece, and then Do Not listen to excellent live country music, complete with pedal steel guitar, (in no less than three honky-tonks, including the world famous Tootsie's), and then Do Not finish up your visit to Nashville at the Legends Bar listening to one of your most favorite songs, "Amarillo By Morning" , by a killer C&W band, but mostly Do Not then order the House Special pizza with every conceivable thing that can be put on a pizza, including jalapenos, and then Do Not wolf it down as if it were your last meal on earth, in order to get to the airport on time, and then Do Not wash it down with yet one last ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and then have to scamper like a bunny rabbit (with no time to visit the Men's Room) to the Nashville International Airport to just barely catch a flight to Minneapolis, Minnesota, and then Do Not get off that plane and have to gallop like a Pony Express horse to the complete other side of the 125 acre Minneapolis airport to just make boarding your connecting three and a half hour flight to Sacramento, California, thereby being denied the oportunity to use the much needed facilities, and then most importantly Do Not get one full hour into the flight until having access to the rilly little lavatory on the plane where you can only sorta-kinda address the issues that are a direct result of the combination House Special pizza complete with jalapenos that you wolfed down at the honky-tonk in downtown Nashville, Tennessee, and washed down with one last ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon beer on a fantastic rainy Friday afternoon with someone named Mic. That's what Not To Do.