~ Constance And William, Chapter One ~

"Ayyy,Connie!" "Talk to me, Billy Boy." "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" "Well, I know what you're probably thinkin'...and it ain't springtime yet, Mr. Hot Feathers." "Nah...not that...though I gotta say you look mighty fine this morning. No...I'm thinkin' about that nice park over there by the marina...seems like there ain't enough poop on it. Whaddaya think?" "Hmmm..I'm thinkin' you're right, Bill. You thinkin' we oughta fly over there and goose-poop it up a bit?" "Well, shoot, Con....ain't that what we're put on this earth for...mostly?" "That's what they tought us at Goose U'." "Hey! Wait a minute! How 'bout I go get the whole gang, you know, over at the tavern, and we give that ol' park a proper Goose U' goose-poopin'? Whaddaya say, Con? Ya wanna?" "Damn straight, Billy Boy! And hey! I'll call up my mother and my sister...they haven't been out poopin' in a while!" "Cool! Meet ya back here in fifteen." "This'll be fun, Bill!" "Then...after poopin'..." "Not 'till springtime, Romeo!"