"Ezmerelda?"
"What is it now, Zeke?"
"Well...it's about muh socks, Ezmerelda...I'm a-thinkin' you darned my right sock jest a smidgin too tight."
"Let me get this straight, Zeke...right now...here...in front of our portrait painter...you choose now to gripe about muh darnin'?"
"Uh...I wouldn't o' brought it up atoll but....I feel like my big toe-nail is doublin' back on its own self."
"Well I hope it does, Zeke!...I hope that toe-nail o' yourn keeps on a-doublin' 'till it pokes you in your eye! You wouldn't have this problem if'n you'd jest TRIM the durn things once in a while."
"I cain't never find the clippers."
"Oh, for the love of....will you jest hush! This here's important!"
"...But my big toe-nail..."
"Here it comes, Zeke...headin' right fer yer eye!"
"Ezmerelda....yer jest mean!"
"Hush yer pie hole now, Zeke."
(...from one year ago today...)
7 comments:
ha ha ha !
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"you must have a toenail problem"
I believe this, for who would ever come up with such a subject matter, to share in the world wide web?
Show us please, Mr.Farank-E, YOUR toenails.
Go Ezzie!
It is still funny :)
hewheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeee
you sure do have a way with all those little add on thingys. I don't know the word for them all, you know, apostraphys, dots and commas, exclamation points and all those thingys.
What do you call them OH wordsmith?
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