"Young lady, you take that cat nose off right now!" "But, Mom...all the kids at school are wearing cat noses!" "I don't care if Jesus Christ is wearing a cat nose! You are not going out in public with that cat nose on!" "But, Mom...!" "Take it off. Now!" "I hate you!" "I don't care if Jesus Christ hates me!...get that cat nose off your face!" "Mom?" "What, honey?" "...Can I wear my dog nose?" "Of course you can, dear." "'Kay...bye." "Have a good day at school." "Bite me, Mom."Thursday
~ Judy And Her Mom, Of A Thursday Morn ~
"Young lady, you take that cat nose off right now!" "But, Mom...all the kids at school are wearing cat noses!" "I don't care if Jesus Christ is wearing a cat nose! You are not going out in public with that cat nose on!" "But, Mom...!" "Take it off. Now!" "I hate you!" "I don't care if Jesus Christ hates me!...get that cat nose off your face!" "Mom?" "What, honey?" "...Can I wear my dog nose?" "Of course you can, dear." "'Kay...bye." "Have a good day at school." "Bite me, Mom."
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I can hear my Mother saying.
I always told my mom to bite me as I left for school
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