Monday

~ A Tale Of Two Fasteners ~



"...pssst..hey, Bob..."

"Just leave me alone, Ass Wipe."

"...no, really...listen, Bob...I'm sorry."

"Alotta good that does now, A.W....look at me! How am I gonna explain this to my wife?"

"...you don't look that bad, Bobby...I mean..."

"What are you, drunk? I'm bent, man...BENT!...you and your stupid ideas..."

"...well, it seemed like fun, Bob...messin' with those hammers..."

"Yeah, until that 22 oz. Vaughn framing bastard with the waffle head and the straight claw woke up."

"...how did I know..."

"Aw, forget about it, A.W....I'll just go lay down in the sawdust heap."

"...sorry, Bob-o..."

"Later, dude"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm feeling it!

Schmoop said...

Holy crap. That second one looks like a body part of mine. No, not that you moron...My duodenum. Sheesh. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

That second one looks like the body part of my ex. Yes that body part HA!