...I, Phfrancesco Quentin Bahndeaux, have entered the realm of Grandfatherhood, what with the birth of my first grandchild, and all.
...I was informed of this momentous occasion via the cellular phone as I was walking around in a department store in Sacramento shopping for a new pair of swaddling pants for myself (those would be sweat pants, folks)...
...My mind, it was blowneth, to sayeth the leasteth....
...It still is...
...All I can say is, in all seriousness and with all kidding aside: my grandson can beat your grandson up and my grandson is smarter than your grandson and my grandson is more handsome than Brad Pitt and will probably grow up to steal his wife, Angelina, and my grandson will certainly be an Astronaut or a Home-run King or a Master Craftsman but most of all my grandson is home now with his mother and his father and I think that's...pretty cool.
...I was informed of this momentous occasion via the cellular phone as I was walking around in a department store in Sacramento shopping for a new pair of swaddling pants for myself (those would be sweat pants, folks)...
...My mind, it was blowneth, to sayeth the leasteth....
...It still is...
...All I can say is, in all seriousness and with all kidding aside: my grandson can beat your grandson up and my grandson is smarter than your grandson and my grandson is more handsome than Brad Pitt and will probably grow up to steal his wife, Angelina, and my grandson will certainly be an Astronaut or a Home-run King or a Master Craftsman but most of all my grandson is home now with his mother and his father and I think that's...pretty cool.
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What are you saying ...Jimmy Joe John Jim Jack...did you loose your knack ...or have you gone whack?
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CONGRATULATIONS GRANDPA!
Im very happy for you!!!
Welcome to the G Club........
Barbie and I just had a look at baby Mason and as soon as Lee Ann comes in we will show her too. We both totally agree with your comments and Brad better begin to look over his shoulder. All is well with me and mine. Lee Ann came home with a horrendous cold and cough, pneumonia?, maybe and she is off to doctor today. Will keep you advised.
If Lee ann is who I think she is, feel better soon Lee Ann :) I guess I would wish any Lee Ann should feel better soon but this one would be personal.
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