Thursday

~ I Knew It!...I Just Knew It! ~

"Hey, God?"

"What is it, Phfrankie?"

"Well...I was wondering...what's for chow up here in Heaven?"

"...I thought we'd start with a little oat bran, then move on to some tofu..."

"No...really, God...what's for chow?"

"...Have you been good, Phfrankie?"

"God, you know I have."

"Yes, I suppose I do...Here...I'll see what I can do.. Pete! will you seat Mr. Bondo at our best table...on the patio...and bring out the good stuff...is this better?"

"Dude!...this is how I thought it would be!"

7 comments:

Schmoop said...

Now THAT my good man, looks wunnerful. Cheers P-Man!!

Lu' said...

Nummer and I was just trying to think of what was going to be for lunch today. I was thinking of soup or maybe a cheese steak. Hmm pepperjack creamy tomato soup sounds good. I'll probably just hit the vending machine, darn!

Dice Mardell said...

tee hee hee and you got that right;
there had better be pizza & beer in heaven!

hey, maybe there's Linda's Parisian Burgers!

chance 'd be a fine thing.

Ken said...

So how bad is it in that place....when you don't like pizza?

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...everybody likes pizza...

Anonymous said...

Pizza IS a Food Group! Isnt it? I mean, thikk about it...

Anonymous said...

Oh...typo/Freudio..."Thick about it", as opposed to Think..around/about it!! Get my shift...er, um, drift?