...here's the deal: I'm a pretty easy-goin' fellah. Not alot of things really get under my skin to the point where I feel I have to rant...so I've been kinda saving them up and now I will rant.1. Mother-fricking Walmart. Not the store itself, but the frickin' fact that every single time I go into the frickin' Walmart, every single time, the thing that I want is at the humanly furthest point in the store away from the entry point. I never want the Froot Loops or the tins of popcorn that line the shelves right inside the door. Nooooooooo. Whatever the frick I want is nine hundred yards away, in some deep dark corner and I have to hike through the Unwashed Masses to get my frickin' thing. Frick.
2. Every single time, and I mean every single frickin' time I go to plug in any frickin' thing elecrical I invariably try to shove the fat prong into the skinny slot and then have to switch the frickin' thing around to make it go in. You would think that just once, once in my lifetime, I would bend all the way over to plug something in and I would get it right. So far, nooooooo. It wouldn't be so bad if the frickin' recptacles were up around waist high but again, noooooo, they are way down near the ground, so there's always the bending, the frickin' bending...
3. Let's pretend I'm working around the house and I run across a screw that needs to come out. Let's pretend it turns out to be a slot-head screw. Do you think I will have a frickin' slot-head screwdriver handy or even findable? Noooooo......but I will be swimming in frickin' Phillips-head drivers...until, of course, I run across a Phillips-head screw that needs extracting, when all I will be able to find is a frickin' slot-head. I ain't lyin'. Pisses me off....I do, in fact, feel better now...
(how'd I do, Mic?)
6 comments:
Kinda girly with the frickin I'd have prefered the U myself. That more to the point expresses your true rantable anger. I know about the fucking plugs at ground level. We have one outside the house with one of those stupid fold down covers on it so you have to laydown to see the fucking socket to get the plug in. Yep I U'd not I'd becasue that is how much I hate the plug outside. Funny thing a carpenter not having just the right tool handy and where it should be when he needs it :)
Is it "that time of the month"? Thanks for choice of words too. I mean, specific words should be used wisely. Like the word Hate...very strong. And we make a specific point to not shop Wally's.
Rant Baby, RANT!!
Very Good!!!! It was fun reading that fast and using all the correct pronunciation!
Truly enjoyable!
Take yoga, get organized and why not use one of those hanicap carts. Make your shopping expirence more exciting.
Not one HECK-A-DOODLE out of this whole post????
WELL HECK-A-DOODLE TO THAT!
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