"Mom?"
"Yes, Jesus."
"Are we there yet?"
"No, honey. Just hold on a bit."
"But, Mom...I'm hungry."
"I know..I know...maybe you should hike up your swaddling shorts and get ready."
"Aw, Mom...do I hafta?...they don't care what I look like at Donny's."
"It's called McDonalds, young man, and I will not have you going in there looking like a slob."
"But Mom...I'm the Messiah...I'm all righteous and stuff."
"I don't care who you think you are! You are still Mary and Joseph's son and you WILL look presentable, or we will not go in."
"Jeez, Mom..."
"Hike 'em up, Junior."
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Seems the job of a parent hasn't changed much. Wonder what he'll order? Jeez Burger?
...now, THAT'S phfunny!...
Are your swaddling pants presentable?
I hate, when my swaddling pants need hiking!
C' was staring at the parents of a say 16yr old that was allowed to wear his pants belted BELOW, that's right BELOW his ass. I'm like hunny stop staring. He is like, but I just don't get it I don't friggin get it. I'm like I know my Mother stopped me many a time before leaving the house for school and told me I was not leaving the house looking like that. Be it make up or hair style or shortness of skirt. Mom kept an eye out even if she was struggling. Love ya MOM!
OK, I think that was funny, but I do not want to admit it and be struck by lightening...
BWAaahahahahahahahha...
laughing my ass off! sweet Jeebus, Mary & Joseph
Thanks!
I want me some road Donnie.
GOLD, Jerry. GOLD!
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