Monday

~ Who's The Bigger Ham? ~

"Hey, Ham.."

"What is is now, Head?"

"Didja ever notice how similar we are?"

"...the hell you talkin' about, Head?"

"Well look, Hammy...the shape..the size...the density...we're a matched pair!"

"You're an idiot, Head."

"Exactly!"

"Get baked, Headly."

"Exactly!"

"I'm going to supper now."

"Exactly!"

7 comments:

Ken said...

Ham Bone Head Bondo?
Is that who your talking to?

Lu' said...

Wow strangeness, I swear for a second there I smelled that ham.

Dice Mardell said...

I see the resemblance. =;c )

A pork chop and some mashed potatoes walk into a restaurant...
...the waiter says, "I'm afraid you'll have to leave". The pork chop says, "How come?" The waiter says, "We don't serve dinner here."

an oldie but a goodie (that I just heard this morning)
hee hee hee

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I don't know..the ham is awful good looking...

Anonymous said...

Bondo=bigger ham.

Anonymous said...

Ham-it-up Phrankie

Schmoop said...

Ha. I am still chuckiling and I haven't a clues as to why. Funny. Cheers!!