Friday

~ Conversation Of The Loaves ~

"I wanna be crostini!"
"I wanna be a hoagy!"
"I wanna be french toast!"
"French toast is stoopid, Vern."
"I wanna be garlic bread!"
"...mmmmm...garlic bread..."
"I wanna be a salami sandwich!"
"I wanna be grilled!"
"I wanna be bread crumbs!"
"Bread crumbs, Vern-o?"
"I wanna be a panini!"
"You're an idiot, Charlotte."

"I wanna be in a band called Bread!"
"Baby, I'm-a want you!"

6 comments:

Lu' said...

Baby I'm a knead you :)

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

are these all happening in your head? just asking

Dice Mardell said...

ha Ha HA !!!

brilliant, witty, mildly entertaining

"...rich relations give crust of bread and such..."

Dice Mardell said...

oh yeah... ♫ ... ♫

autumn said...

Lu, that was probably the funniest thing i've ever read. OMG. Baby I'm a knead you. LOL!! GENIUS.

Schmoop said...

Quit loafing and do something productive, dammit. Cheers Phfrankie!!