"I wanna be a hoagy!"
"I wanna be french toast!"
"French toast is stoopid, Vern."
"I wanna be garlic bread!"
"...mmmmm...garlic bread..."
"I wanna be a salami sandwich!"
"I wanna be grilled!"
"I wanna be bread crumbs!"
"Bread crumbs, Vern-o?"
"I wanna be a panini!"
"You're an idiot, Charlotte."
"I wanna be in a band called Bread!"
"I wanna be in a band called Bread!"
"Baby, I'm-a want you!"

6 comments:
Baby I'm a knead you :)
are these all happening in your head? just asking
ha Ha HA !!!
brilliant, witty, mildly entertaining
"...rich relations give crust of bread and such..."
oh yeah... ♫ ... ♫
Lu, that was probably the funniest thing i've ever read. OMG. Baby I'm a knead you. LOL!! GENIUS.
Quit loafing and do something productive, dammit. Cheers Phfrankie!!
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