~...In The Land Of Meat... ~

...Through thick and thin the Man and his Sausage not only endured, they thrived.

Theirs was a love for the ages, like John and Yoko's, or that of Salami and French Bread.

Over the course of a thirty-two year relationship they raised two fine children, Patrcia and Lincoln, and saw them through college, then off to have families of their own.

Now, in the twilight of their years, the Man and his Sausage stand proud, and satisfied...

...such is life in the Merry Ol' Land of Meat....