~ Rant O'clock ~

1) ...every single time, and I mean every single frickin' time I switch a channel on the Tee Vee, no matter when I switch the channel, there will be a commercial on the new channel, not programming, noooooooo, but rather some idiot trying to sell me a new car or somethin' frickin' else....every single time...

2) ...every now and then I feel like I can travel without my seatbelt, especially if I'm just running to the store two miles down the levee road but every single frickin' time I try to do this I encounter a cop coming straight at me (whereupon I am forced to reach with my left arm up to the visor in an attempt to disguise my unlawfulness...it works) but, people, every single frickin' time? c'mon!....

3) ...I live on a two acre ranchette in the country. I have lots of chores to do. It is prudent that I wear proper footwear whilst galavanting about doing my assorted chores, but every now and then I am called upon to go out and about whilst wearing my beloved flip flops and every time, people, every frickin' time I go outside to do anything whilst wearing my flip flops I wind up hurting myself, such as dropping a log on my foot, or twisting my ankle...when will I learn?...