~ Phfrankie Bondo, U.S.M.C. ~

"Bondo!"

"Yes Sir!"

"Sir, Yes Sir!"

"Sir, yes Sir, Sir!"

"Bondo, can't you do anything right? Are you a complete idiot, Bondo?"

"Sir, No Sir! I mean Yes, Sir! Sir!"

"Bondo! Drop and give me twenty!"

"Sir! I'm broke, Sir!"

"Bondo, what are you talking about?"

"Sir! I won't have any money until payday, Sir!"

"Bondo! Now you can give me fifty!"

"Sir! On payday, Sir?"

"Bondo!"

"Sir, Yes Sir!"

"Bondo I cannot believe what a blithering simpleton you are! What should we do with you? Bondo! What should we do?!"

"Sir! Buy me a sausage, mushroom, olive and onion pizza, Sir?"

"Oh! And would you like some parmesan cheese with that pizza, Bondo?"

"Sir! No Sir!....but would you perchance have any pecorino romano? Gosh, that stuff is swell!"

"Bohhhndooooo!!"