It's the birthday of novelist Louis L'Amour, born in Jamestown, North Dakota (1908). He was the author of many novels, including How the West Was Won (1963) and The Quick and the Dead (1973).
In Ride the Dark Trail (1972), L'Amour wrote: "I just pointed my rifle at him … and let him have the big one right through the third button on his shirt. If he ever figured to sew that particular button on again he was going to have to scrape it off his backbone."
...and...
...it's also the birthday of Billy "Butt-Crack" L'Amour, Louis' long lost twin brother born, not coincidently, on the same date.Billy never learned to write, but he did finally learn how to order lacy pink thongs from VictoriasSecret.com...
5 comments:
If the cowboy scrapes the button off his backbone, could he sew it back on with your boat motor?
...no, onnacounta the needles are too big...
Could he use acupuncture needles?
...no, onnacounta they're too bendy...
I have a pair just like those
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