Monday

~ Did You Think, Vol. XVII ~


1. Did you think it rained here yesterday

a) like a big dog
b) like a little dog
c) like a medium-sized moose
d) no rain, no rain at all


2. Did you think I spent the day

a) rotating my tires
b) shoeing my horse
c) tidying my house
d) standing nekkid in the rain


3) Did you think I was visited by

a) three wise men
b) one dumb broad
c) not a soul
d) a medium-sized moose


4) Did you think I chatted on the computer with

a) Johnnie Walker
b) Michael Landon's ghost
c) Stan Rickel
d) Angela Lansbury


5) Did you think I took time out to watch

a) the Giants play Atlanta
b) A Few Good Men
c) I Was A Teenage Weremoose
d) Marty

7 comments:

Ken said...

Stumped on the stump.

Lu' said...

I think you, as prescribed, sailed the high gravel

Anonymous said...

I think you, as prescribed, sailed the high gravel

Lu'

mumble mumble m-tuckin' Google mumble mumble!!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I have no frickin' idea what any of the above people are talking about...

Ken said...

Let me be the first to explain...


HE'S SITTING ON A STUMP....and

HE LOOKS STUMPED...about something, maybe a woman.

Ken said...

NO NO...it's a moose he's thinking about, THAT'S IT!!!!!

new said...

WEREMOOSE!!!!!BWAAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!