...if you come to my house and make for me a plate of chow like this I will:
1. Give you all of my worldy possessions.
1. Give you all of my worldy possessions.
2. Wash your feet with warm, sudsy water.
3. Weep with the joy.
4. Say "thank you" over and over again.
5. Kill anyone you want me to.

4 comments:
Oh that is real easy to do my friend...but would you do:
6) Marry my ex so I don't have to pay alimony anymore?
would you:
♫ paint your face bright blue?
go to Timbucktoo? ♫
Kill Bill?
Would you Canoe?
All of the above.
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