As the Mayor of Blogvalia I am declaring today Build Your Own Mosque Day.
It doesn't have to be a fancy mosque like the one pictured above, that I plan on building in my own backyard.
Heck, it could be a cardboard box. But I do think it should have a dome. (And the minarets can just be made out of old cast iron drain pipes).
The way I figger it, if everybody built a mosque in their backyard, and then sold it to Donald Trump for 25% over cost, then everybody would have money to spend, and Radio Shack could hire more people, and Bed, Bath & Beyond wouldn't have to close.
We could rescue the economy!
And then San Francisco could build a bigger stadium so it wouldn't be sold out for Giants games every frickin' day, then I could go to a game, and have a world class hotdog.
Build your mosque today!
It doesn't have to be a fancy mosque like the one pictured above, that I plan on building in my own backyard.
Heck, it could be a cardboard box. But I do think it should have a dome. (And the minarets can just be made out of old cast iron drain pipes).
The way I figger it, if everybody built a mosque in their backyard, and then sold it to Donald Trump for 25% over cost, then everybody would have money to spend, and Radio Shack could hire more people, and Bed, Bath & Beyond wouldn't have to close.
We could rescue the economy!
And then San Francisco could build a bigger stadium so it wouldn't be sold out for Giants games every frickin' day, then I could go to a game, and have a world class hotdog.
Build your mosque today!
6 comments:
Good idea and Allah Akbar, Baby!! Cheers P-Man!!
I'll do it!
And it will be the fanciest darn cardboard mosque on the block.
i'd like to live in a mosque:]
GOOD IDEA!
yeah. yeah. that's right.
I'm gonna build mine out of losing CA Lottery Scratchers™ tickets.
It sure will be colorful, alright.
Not too warm in winter, but hella pretty to look at ☺
And when people come by and ask why, we can say because this is the USA and everyone has freedom of religion.
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