1. There is only one reason to have a moustache. And that is to catch the foam of a freshly poured beer in a footed Pilsner glass.
2. My favorite invention is the clothes pin.
3. The camera is a pretty neat invention also.
4. Which is worse: constipation or diarrhea?
5. I have a love/hate relationship with socks.
6. Who will be the Last Beatle?
7. If there was no such thing as money, would everything then be free?
8. There is not one single cowboy who does not drink whiskey.
9. There is a reason why they call it "fishing", not "catching".
10. Whistling is the best art there is.
8. There is not one single cowboy who does not drink whiskey.
9. There is a reason why they call it "fishing", not "catching".
10. Whistling is the best art there is.
8 comments:
As one who is currently in the know, diarrhea is far worse than constipation. Cheers P-Man!!
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I'd rather sit on it for a few days than be a slave to the bowl.
Why the one who lives longest of course, John.
yes...but when "fishing" you must be clear on your "intent" ... or why bother if your not interested in "catching" ...of course, then we get into how much pain we bring on said fish if caught:]
mmmmmm!!! beer and whiskey really improves the quality of life...but wait! you forgot the wine:]
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ringo starr...because he is the least talented
an excellent list of musings... le'seee:
I have a love/hate relationship with the mustache.
My favorite invention is TIVO
Constipation.
Diarrhea has always been (for me) the illusion of losing weight - NOT TO MENTION the prefered alternative to throwing up!, and that's why I prefer it. (hey, I'm being honest).
Paul. Guitarists outlive drummers 3-1
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