1. Who's your daddy?
a) Li'l Wayne.
b) Alexander Hamilton, though he's not admitting it.
c) Coco Montoya, because blues musicians are good at that.
d) He who begat you.
2. What goes up, must:
a) Visit Cloud Dancing.
b) Be a methane gas bubble in a hot tub.
c) Not be sleeping with the fishes.
d) Come down, stupid.
3. If you came into a million dollars, would you:
a) Give it to me, so that I might realize all of my material goals, therefore attain hapiness, and be more fun to hang around with?
b) Go to every single Li'l Wayne concert 'till the end of time?
c) Invest in Solyndra?
d) Wallpaper your bathroom with $50 dollar bills?
4. In the future, all people will be:
a) Hairless with almond-shaped eyes.
b) Subsisting on beer and stromboli.
c) Living in or near Sacramento, California and traveling on Highway 160.
d) Still making fun of Dick Cheney.
5. How many moose does it take to change a lightbulb?
a) One, with an above-average hoof.
b) This is a bogus question because, as everyone knows, moose live in the forest and, hey, trees don't have no light socket thingies, man.
c) Four: three to position the antlers correctly, and one to execute a counter-clockwise pirouette.
d) Any moose taller than Li'l Wayne.
4 comments:
Is he out of prison yet?
Wayne's make me nervous.
It's a scary name you know.
E. lewis
A. because I like the sound of the answer :)
E. Share with family and enjoy myself :)
E. You better hope it aint C Brother.
C. again because I like the sound of the answer :)
1) D, though C is a good answer
2) C of course
3) A and then move in with you
4) C - see above though they will be doing D also
5) C
and umm...did I miss where you and Li'l Wayne were dating?
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