(Phfrankie Van Buren Bondo)We received a letter here at
Ask Phfrankie
from wReggie, of Midland, North Carolina, who asks the ever-burning question: "When to know when to blot?" in the case of a dog accident on the carpet.
Such a good question!!
Where to begin...
Phfrankie sez: Never wipe the carpet.
Never.
Just don't do it, m'kay?
After the bulk of the "accident" has been carefully removed, this includes tangible residue such as corn kernels, walnut husks, rubber bands, cigarette butts and the like, then begin to blot.
To learn more about the phfacinating world of blotting, contact Ask Phfrankie through this medium and you will be sent an informative beta video casette tape, starring Phfrankie himself, with step-by-step instructions on the proper styles of blotting.
Thanks, wReggie, for contacting Ask Phfrankie.
I will assume your $37.50
Ask-Phfrankie-Phfee
is in the mail.
5 comments:
Oh I can't wait for one of my dogs to poop again so I can try this. Thank you Phfrankie.
The picture is a laugh riot. A laugh riot I tell ya :)
Gee, your smart!
I want a picture of me just like that. I'll give you $5.
Does this gem of info make you The Blotphfather?
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