Here we see the Wormatorium, with the patented Watering Device, as approached from the South...
It is a compact unit comprised of two Sacramento County recycle bins stacked on top of each other with lots of drilled holes in each, and a fine chunk of obscure counter-top for a lid...
Inside are worms, nestled in a bed of peat moss and cardboard, fully moistened, with some recently-added coffee grounds for chow...
And the stars of the show...The Worms...I named them all Bob.That's right: all one hundred worms are named Bob.
So now ya know.
Put it on my resume:
P. Bondo, Worm Rancher.
7 comments:
love it! compact, practical, low maintenance and phfun:]
So this will be another source of sustainable protein for the shack as in phfresh phfish from the river? Very clever.....very clever.
Colony Bob Bondo
your a worm FARMER Phfrankie not a worm rancher. ranchers wear pointy boots and know how to rustle and ride. you are a worm phfarmer, a worm cultivator, wormanomist perhaps even a worm king, but not a worm rancher.
when you let your worms out to free graze and then have to have a round up in order to bring them back in for branding, then, you will have become a worm wRangler.
Bruno
Or a worm gardener per'aps.
"...have a round up in order to bring them back in for branding..."
Bwaahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Obh Mighty WormMaster...how does one milk a worm? G-head...enlighten my humble brain matter. OH, WAIT!! They're ALL Bob's; narry a Babs to be phfound.(nevermind)
Wormtastic
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