~ Kwizzz Time ~

When did you think you could build a trans-continental railroad?

a) Next week.

b) I already built one.

c) Around Eastertime.
d) If you want me to, I won't.


Who is your favorite world leader?

a) The Shah of Iran

b) Sammy the Sultan.
c) Sarah Palin.

d) Kim Yung Schneider.


If Carly Simon married Zero Mostel, they would be:

a) All fuckered up.
b) In the swingin' hip scene.
c) A lover's concerto.

d) Mr. and Mrs. Mostel. Of the Hollywood Mostels.