wReggie!!! You should know by now, the only memorial that'll bring him home is a Stuffed Moose, eating a Stuffed Hot Dog...or...a SMOO from Sammy Boys!!!
(...you mean? exactly. great. let's go! ...but I digress)
You have kidnapped Curious Chris and are holding him hostage somewhere in a dirtly little warehouse in WA with a gun to his head like a scene from Quinten Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs" because you are deriving some sick, perverted pleasure in preventing him from joining in on our witty repartee... ...because HE knows where you are.
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Disneyland?
Belize?
Vallejo?
Daily City?
The Poke-a-nose?
With Waldo, in Borneo
At Kupies having breakfast
HA! good one, Lu'. You know it's true.
Lemmesee...
Orchard Supply?
Cancun?
Nantucket?
Mooses R Us?
Daly Shitty where it's Shitty Daily
He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody!
no way
on holiday?
in hospital?
at the chemist for some nasal spray?
down the pub for a pint?
Ally ally in come free....come out...come out...wherever you are!
are you in my linen closet?
By this time, none of us really care any more.
In a coffin?
Di LOL linen closet. Are you alone?
This isn't fun any more.
on a squeegie hunt?
in Cairo shopping for a camel?
out behind the barn smoking a Camel?
summer school learning Cantonese for travelers?
Anyone check the Amber Alert or milk cartons? I knew I should have tagged Phfrankie with a GPS collar when I was there.
If very much more time goes by,
we'll probably start seeing his
picture on the side of PBR racks.
..."Have you seen me?"
Is there a hot dog for a prize?
Yosemite!
wReggie!!! You should know by now, the only memorial that'll bring him home is a Stuffed Moose, eating a Stuffed Hot Dog...or...a SMOO from Sammy Boys!!!
I got it!
(...you mean? exactly. great. let's go! ...but I digress)
You have kidnapped Curious Chris and are holding him hostage somewhere in a dirtly little warehouse in WA with a gun to his head like a scene from Quinten Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs" because you are deriving some sick, perverted pleasure in preventing him from joining in on our witty repartee...
...because HE knows where you are.
Good one, Di'ce!
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