It is good to:

1. Be alive.

2. Have good friends.

3. Be married to the Bingo Girl.

4. Know Ringo.

5. Eat oysters.

6. Hear the crashing, pounding sea.

7. Have lots of toilet paper.

8. Own a copy of  East of Eden.

9. Never hear Sweet Home Alabama again.

10. Honeymoon on the Mendocino Coast.