Saturday

Things I do not want in my Christmas stocking this year:

1. A baloney sandwich.

2. Silverfish.

3. Mitt Romney's underpants.

4. Roofing material.

5. Anything that ever belonged to Gary Coleman.

6. Albumen.

7. Used mummy wrappings.

8. A broken shoehorn.

9. Some doo doo.

10. A Dodger's ball cap.



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3 comments:

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

I really , really like mummies. I might like some wrappings. Petrified doo doo would be okay too.

Bruno said...

I like the baloney sandwich.

Ken said...

I think this is a nice albumen...

http://albumen.conservation-us.org/library/monographs/masters/fiche-1-b3.jpg

...and this one too.

http://albumen.conservation-us.org/library/monographs/masters/fiche-1-b4.jpg

Don't you think?