The Blogfather Gazette recommends:

For President: Jim Carrey, because he's a phfunny bastard, and we could all use a little levity.


Proposition 72Q: No, because the alligators and crocodiles already have enough places to live; we don't need to provide them with additional wetlands, especially in Arizona.


State Representative, 12th District : Schneider, because he's old and wise and gimpy so he won't be off and running around with floozies on his junkets to Helsinki.


Proposition L: Yes, because everyone SHOULD have the right to operate a hotdog and snow cone cart in the nude at the church of his choice.


Referendum 98: Yes, because the word 'referendum' SHOULD be banned forever from the landscape of literature.


Constitutional Amendment 27: No, because I said so.