Why Hippies make for good friends:



They always know where the 7-11s are.


You can collect their hair and make a pillow or a rope.


Due to their chronic unemployment, they are always available to tra-la-la with you in Golden Gate Park.


They always know who's playing at the Fillmore on any given weekend.


You can always locate them in a crowd, due to the omnipresent pachouli scent that oozes out of ever pore.


If you have an urgent need for an It's A Beautiful Day album, they will have one handy.


You can set your watch to them, as long as it's at 4:20.


If you own a bead and sandal store, they will keep you in business.


Cheetos will suffice as a Christmas gift for them.


If you need a ride somewhere, there is always room inside the VW Microbus, alongside the dogs.


If you run out of typing paper you make a sheet by gluing together the sheaves of their Zig Zag rolling papers.