Why It's A Bad Idea To Allow A Bull Moose In Your Bathroom:

Because try as you might to avoid it, you will wind up with deep hoof prints on that little rug that wraps the toilet base.

The wallpaper will get ruined from antler scratches.

Due to his abnormally large toothbrush and five gallon bucket of toothpaste, there will be no room left in the medicine cabinet.

Because your great aunt Beatrice will NOT be amused.

The voluminous nostril exhalations will fog the mirror.

Veritable MOUNTAINS of hair will accumulate at the shower drain.

His waddle will knock over your bottle of Chanel No. 5 on the counter.

He and Al Gore will not fit at the same time.

Toilet paper is not designed to be manipulated by a hoof.

You could slip on the shedded antler velvet, and possibly break a hip.

His tail could accidentally become entangled with the blow dyer, thereby igniting the moose on fire.

Shelly Winters could NEVER visit your house and need to use your facilities.

He would mistake the bar soap for a salt lick, and hoover it down.

And so on.....