Why It's Good To Smoke At Christmas Time:
Because it's more fun to be naughty than nice.
So people can give you swell yard sale ashtrays as gifts.
Smokers get to stand outside most places, taking in the grandeur of the night-time sky.
Santa smokes, obviously, so you can leave him a few butts if you run out of cookies.
You can re-ignite your Yule log with your Zippo.
Al Gore was the first person ever to smoke at Christmas.
Old movie stars will look kindly upon you.
The tobacco-growing South will appreciate the business.
Ringo used to smoke, especially at Christmas time.
It's fun!!
Seriously...which would you rather receive as a Christmas gift: A hockey puck, a billy goat, a shoehorn or a fresh carton of fags?
10 comments:
My God man a billy goat of course!
Anymore, consumables.
Shack Nuts fit the bill!
Got 'em. LOVE 'em.
Thank you♥
Billy goat. One that's been peeing all over his self, rolling in a goat wallow and rutting like he was back in S.F. in 66. Cause he'll smell better then a smoker.
Smelly butts.
again, it's all about the butts with Ken.
Well, look at his avatar.
Spoken bye Frankie "It's All About The Butt" Bondo.
I got my nuts. T-hanks!
They look like wrinkly butts!
Billy Goat for me
I'm feeling kinda nutty myself...TANKS!
(wait till you see what I did with last years nuts!)
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