Why It's Good To Wear Silly Hats:



Because you will always get invited to the good parties.


You will never be confused with Spiro Agnew.


Silly hats promote uncontrolled laughter, which is a good thing.


Although few are aware of it, God wears a silly hat.


Silly hats attract moose.


The Silly Hat Industry, small and struggling in these economic times, would be appreciative.


The silly hat wearers of the world have their own Neat Guy Club.


You would distance yourself from the likes of Alan Alda, Hitler and Sean Hannity.


Silly hats will this year become tax deductible.


Mean dogs will run the other way upon encountering a person in a silly hat.


Abe Lincoln wore a silly hat, and if it's good enough for him, it oughtta be good enough for you.


The world loves an idiot.