Why Onion Rings Are Good:
Do I have to tell you people EVERYTHING?
Have you no imaginations of your own?
I don't think it is my job to tell you why onion rings are good, so I'm not gonna.
Just not gonna do it.
Nope. No sir.
I refuse to tell you why onion rings are good.
But I will tell you this: Both Ringo and God eat onion rings, and like them very much.
Al Gore invented the onion ring while attending college in Tennessee.
Glenn Beck has never had an onion ring in his life.
If I had a pet onion ring, I would name it Gary.
Ken will probably think this is an "exciting post".
8 comments:
I have very mixed and emotional feeling towards onion rings. I wasn't expecting this post so I must digest and collect my thoughts. I want so much to love onion rings. Alas.
Oh I used to act like I loved onion rings but deep down inside I knew they were not the same as others perceived. Then, a few years ago I came out of the closet and confessed that I indeed did not love onion rings like the rest of mankind. It was like I was gay and everyone was straight. I hang out with onion ring eaters and occasionally try one. But, I prefer the crinkle cut fry. Please don't hate me for this. I must be true to myself.
Glen Beck won't eat onion rings, because they make him cry
Onion rings and I have a tumultuous relationship. Most of this tumult results I believe from the inferior handling and preperation of the onion ring. Don't chop the onion,form it into a ring and then try and pass it off as a ring. Don't bread it, batter it please. Don't serve it to me sopping with grease, ever so gently tap off the excess grease. Leave the rings to drain just a tad. With care place them on the serving vessle and with a smile put them before me to enjoy.
Dag nabbit, that anonymous is LU'. It's Lu' damnit!
Lu':
I couldn't agree more.
But when all the stars align.......Sweet Weepin' Jesus on the Cross, nothin' compares.
Cry food, I call it.
Because when it is right....rilly right...the Joy Weeping will occur.
PS...I like onion rings.
Ehh!
if i had a pet onion ring, i would call her ringo...but she wouldn't last too long...because i would have to eat her
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