Q: My left elbow fell out while having a meal at the Old Spaghetti Factory. Should I put it back in?
A: I would definitely put the elbow back in lest the restaurant find it and try to pass it off as osso buco. Nobody wins in that deal.
Q: Late at night sometimes I feel pain in my pinkie toenail. What should I do?
A: Take a pair of lineman's pliers and rip the offending toe off of your foot, nail and all. Then put your foot in a large Blizzard from Dairy Queen.
Q: Are there any vitamins in gravel? Lately I've been craving it.
A: Yes. Gravel is rich in vitamin N, which is needed by the body to facilitate proper nostril function. You should eat gravel with every meal.
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~ Ask Dr. Bondo ~
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Once while visiting Binga,
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I was feeling faint so I went to visit Dr Bondo in Bondo and he recommended...
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I was less frightened and enjoyed the rest of my stay in Binga and even took a side trip to Banga.
I tried the pinky toe thing and it worked...Thank you. My wife ate the Blizzard later so it was win, win.
Gravel is good but to vary the taste and use a richer source of vitamin N, try 3/4 crushed rock, specify the granite rock, as it's the highest source of mister N.
Strange, man. Strange man.
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