~ The W Song ~

I like walnuts, wingdings,
and whiskey,
I like Windex, wieners*,
and wine.
I like water, whistles
and wishbones
and I like them all the time.

I like women, wafers
and waddles.
I like waffles, windows
and wax.
I like woofers, wi-fi
and whale boats
and I like them to the max.

I like washers and wrenches
and whipsaws,
I like whoopsies and whorls
and wood.

I like walnuts and wingdings
and whiskey
a whole lot more than I should.

*Hotdogs, you idiot.

S.P.Bohnstedt
Spring 2013