Why baseball is the best game:
It's not tennis.
There is organ music.
Need I say hotdogs?
There is no better serenade for napping than the calling of a baseball game.
The games are played in "parks".
Abner Doubleday is Al Gore's great, great uncle, once removed.
It's not hockey.
Nine is the prominent number in baseball.
There was once a player named Steve "Bye-Bye" Balboni.
In Heaven, there is a baseball diamond. On Cloud 9, of course.
Joe DiMaggio.
It's not golf.
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6 comments:
They don't sell hot dogs at the Masters Mister.
Yeah, Masters ONLY eat Tube Steaks
Ya, but only hockey players make a "reasonable" amount of money for playing a GAME.
This is true, usually, watching baseball is very conducive to taking naps. Kinda like watching bowling or soccor or slamming a half case o micro brew on a hot day.
We know I am sno "sporto" but sometimes it's OK. I watched the Masters because my bro-in-law is here. I watched very little but what I did watch was okey dokey. We caught the end which was a tie and wnet into sudden death. Golf is GREEN so I like that about it :)
When I went to a bunch of Angel's games in Anaheim I'd have to say I kinda got into it :) late 80's.
I think sports fans are too exuberant for me; come on take it down a notch *wink*
I thnik I sholud slwo dnw and tyep bettre hee hee hee.
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