Why Pizza is the Ultimate Food:
One eats a triangle.
It is a square meal in a round pan.
Pizza was invented by an Italian: Alonzo Gorlini.
It's not macaroni and cheese.
God eats Round Table pizza for lunch. Every. Single. Day. (with salad bar)
Pizza lives in FlavorTown, at the corner of Delicious Street and Nummy Boulevard.
There is never liver, or braunschweiger or oatmeal on pizza.
Pizza is the only food with two z's in it.
One actually looks forward to left-over pizza.
Ringo eats pizza very Wednesday.
Pizza is the ultimate repository of the the Four Food Groups: Sausage, Mushrooms, Olives and Onions.
Friday
6 comments:
If you only knew.....
Mr. Gorlini NO DOUBT built a square pizza and ate square pieces. Still to this day in the old country pizza is built rectangular and eaten in squares not triangles. Sheesh!
I like where pizza lives :)
Mention how good beer is with pizza...will ya?
Pizza was invented in Sicily, probably by Kens great,great grand papee.
And,
no matter where you are or what language is being spoken, you never have to worry about getting a balut Pizza.
on another note; I've been checking into this French connection. Indeed it is true, more on this latter.
Even Indians (Dot; not Feather) make their own version of this most WONDERFUL of ALL the open-face sandwiches.
I oughta know because I just experienced it for the first time in MY 56 years!!!
You can see for yourself, here:
http://tastysubspizza.com/menu.html
at the bottom of the menu.
I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't eat it with my own eyes, er yap.
What I was fortunate enough to get to try was: F1., F5. and F6.
ALL of which were (I have to say) FANTASTIC.
At my suggestion on Wed, we surprised our boss on his 6th work anniversary by buying his lunch.
Indian food is inevitably suggested anytime food is mentioned because there are 2 Indians (Dot; not Feather) in our group and the majority of the rest - the boss included - actually "like" Indian food. Me; not so much. But at least now I know I can EAT THE PIZZA. Yea !!!
Dear Dice, the dot-feather comment is racial profiling. You will have to submit yourself to the nearest Caliban office for an extended visit to one of the state run re-education camps.
BAD KITTY
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