Carved Wooden Box: Hey Scallop Shell Box…what the hell just happened?
Scallop Shell Box: Dude! I don’t know but Blue Lighter just got whacked! Look at him!
Carved Wooden Box: Tell me about it! The white goop is touching me!
Male Figurine With Rocks: Hey! Some of that stuff got on me, too!
Female Figurine With Rocks: Oh, Jerome…don’t be such a sissy. It’ll wash off. Look at poor Blue Lighter!
Blue Lighter: Help!...can’t breathe!..can’t move!...somebody…
Naked Prancing Hippy Family: Sorry. Gotta Run! Off to the Nudist Beach!
Carved Wooden Box: I never liked Blue Lighter anyway. Now I gotta deal with this white goop on my corner. What am I gonna do?
Female Figurine With Rocks: What am I, surrounded by weaklings? Jerome, push Carved Wooden Box away from Blue Lighter.
Male Figurine With Rock: No way! Carved Wooden Box is a punk!
Scallop Shell Box: Will you people quit?! Blue Lighter needs us! Hey…Naked Prancing Hippy Family…get over here! We need some help!
Naked Prancing Hippy Famil: Gotta go, dude…sorry! 420 and all that!
Blue Lighter: light fading…can’t…breathe…tell Pipe I always loved her…..
Scallop Shell Box: We’re losing him!
Carved Wooden Box: Good riddance!
Male Figurine With Rocks: This goop is itchy.
Female Figurine With Rocks: Jerome, I’ve just about had it with you.
Scallop Shell Box:I’m finding a new table. You people make me sick.
Naked Prancing Hippy Family: C’mon over to the Nudist Beach!
2 comments:
I "am" white goopy shit.
Thanks for the memories.
No one knows what this is but you and me! Ya weirdo!
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