It's in the By-laws.
My mom started me doing it.
I like a good underpant.
The new colored ones are so light and gay (the original definition of gay).
They keep things in place when I wrestle with Al.
In a pinch, in the woods, they can be used as toilet paper (true story).
You don't have to plug them in, or buy into a two-year contract.
Underpants ward off communism, and people from Texas.
You KNOW Ringo wears underpants.
When you hear the phrase "The world is going to Hell in a handbasket", they are talking about the people who don't wear the underpants.
Ted Nugent has no friggin' idea what underpants are.
The Bible says to (Luke 24:3).
Snug Rules.
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A boxer man myself but have been migrating to the tightey whitey camp a bit. Seasonal needs of course.
Other than an occasional doctors visit, wedding or wake.....it's been so fricken long. 40+ years.
It's almost as uncomfortable for me as NOT wearing a hat!
Does this leave a stain on my handbasket?
Ringo wears a thong, Al wears a jock strap, Ted and Ken are in the same camp (including the hat), and your to old to keep wearing those French cut, fish net bikini briefs, so stop it.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080721125943AAWxxpB
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130913165119AAaX09M
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081202110417AAldeKU
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060810231849AAJOntP
And I saved the best for last....
"So, for some reason, every time I poop and wipe off, I still get skidmarks in my underwear, but not until some time later. I wipe every angle I can find and I sometimes continue even after the toiletpaper comes away clean, but somehow, when I go to the toilet later, I always see skidmarks in my underwear."
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/295-advice/60606508
Well....there's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back......
Yea, I agree with Frankie, thanks Ken. Now, have you ever thought of somehow rigging up shop towels and just throwing them away after a week or so? And maybe NOT looking at them before you shit can them? Just saying.
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