Monday

If Monkeys Ruled the World:

8 comments:

Ken said...

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/archive/2001/10/109000_109862_neubecker_monkeyfishing.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg

Unknown said...

Bananas would be tiny, and sold like cigarettes.

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

I would affectionately toss doo doo in your direction, and pee pee.

Unknown said...

Isn't it hard to toss the pee pee?

Dice Mardell said...

our colloquial sayings would change to:

...when people fly out of my butt

and

more fun than a barrel of humans!

Dice Mardell said...

shee shee Levis would have holes pre-cut into the butt instead of the knee, and would sell for 7 bananas instead of the current arm and a leg.

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

Having worked with monkeys the pee pee toss is accomplished my the male, penis in hand, with a combination body and hand flick. The Stump Tail Macaque was very good at this. I found old world monkey were better at pee pee tossing.

Bruno said...

I now feel totally educated on the monkey pee pee toss, thank you.
wReggie gets this hot dog, without question.
Zelda gets a runner up bun.