He would send Luca Brazi to visit Ted Cruz.
He would put Jerry Brown's head in a small tunnel.
He would have Fredo smack Miley Cyrus a good one.
He would have a nice lunch of linguine and clams with Al Gore.
He would bankroll George Clooney.
He would dance with Sade.
He would send Sonny to deal with North Korea.
He would put an orange slice in his mouth to scare the living daylights outta Ted Nugent.
He would send Clemenza (with or without cannoli) to deal with the state of Arizona.
He would summon Ringo to The Compound (for lunch, of course).
He would have Honey BooBoo "sleep with the fishes".
He would bide his time.
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He would go back to Sicily and eat more olives than you or I.
He would give Chazz Palminteri an offer he couldn't refuse, in order that he could play Sonny in the upcoming "A Bronx Tale II - Wasted Talent". He would also insist that Tony Bennett play Lorenzo.
The role of Frankie Cauwfeecake has, as of this writing, not been filled. Auditions resume on Monday.
He would never do that to Ted, as they have been friends ever since Ted showed him the trick of putting the canary in the mouth (Ted always wanted to be Sicilian).
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