Itchy and Mike:

Itchy said to Mike

Whilst he was rasping on some wood,

"Say, Mike, I mean, now really...

Do you think I somehow could...?"

Mike, he paused, 

And threw a glance to Itch.

"Of course you could. You could,

You goofy son of a bitch!"

Itchy stopped and put his big rasp down.

"Mike," he said, with a

Twinkle in his eye,

"Without a doubt, I know I will.

I'll make that cherry pie!".