Friday

Math 101:

Q: If you divide 12 shoehorns by three radiators how many acorns will go to the movies?

A: A triangle.


Q: If Bob sells all his toothpaste to the remaining members of the Manson Family, will he get to Chicago in one hour or two?

A: One, because he traveled by supersonic moose-rail, on the Trans Canada Highway.


Q: Seven minus two equals?

A: Liquid salami.


Q: Twelve sardines leave Prague, all high after taking pot, headed for Seattle. How many times did they see Andy Panda?

A: Andy Panda is not real, you stoopid idiot. Sheesh!


Q: How many eggs did the chickens lay?

A: You mean outta their butts???

6 comments:

Bruno said...

you gotta get off of the absinthe dude.

Unknown said...

One day I WOULD like to see the green fairy.

Just 'cuz.

Ken said...

This is more like effused math of a madman.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I grew up in CA too...New Math 'n all; guess it was just a fad?

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

X + pie= excellent pie.

Bruno said...

I'd rather chase the green dragon, you can have the green fairy.