Q: If you divide 12 shoehorns by three radiators how many acorns will go to the movies?
A: A triangle.
Q: If Bob sells all his toothpaste to the remaining members of the Manson Family, will he get to Chicago in one hour or two?
A: One, because he traveled by supersonic moose-rail, on the Trans Canada Highway.
Q: Seven minus two equals?
A: Liquid salami.
Q: Twelve sardines leave Prague, all high after taking pot, headed for Seattle. How many times did they see Andy Panda?
A: Andy Panda is not real, you stoopid idiot. Sheesh!
Q: How many eggs did the chickens lay?
A: You mean outta their butts???
6 comments:
you gotta get off of the absinthe dude.
One day I WOULD like to see the green fairy.
Just 'cuz.
This is more like effused math of a madman.
Yeah, I grew up in CA too...New Math 'n all; guess it was just a fad?
X + pie= excellent pie.
I'd rather chase the green dragon, you can have the green fairy.
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