Randy's Lament

Smokey Joe from Kokomo

said, "Wassamatta Moe?"

Moe would not capitulate,

Oh no no no no no.

Alabama Randy took 

an ice pick from his shoe

and said, said he:

"Who put this fricking ice pick

Inside of my left shoe??"

The moral of this story

Is a timeless one indeed.

"Always run with scissors

And say Hi to Donna Reed."

-Alexander Bondoh