Wednesday

What I Am NOT Doing:

I am not counting the rivets on the Eifel Tower.

I am not inventing liquid salami.

I am not at a Grateful Dead concert.

I am not practicing bloodletting.

I am not having lunch with Ringo, sorry to say.

I am not brushing my unicorn.

I am not whistling Dixie, nor Sweet Home Alabama.

I am not roofing anything.

I am not going to Ted Nugent's house for supper.

I am not running for State Assembly in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

I am not a crook.

I am not a guest today on Ellen.

I am not reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

I am not sword-swallowing. No, not today.


9 comments:

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

Old times there are not forgotten......

Ken said...

I am not, not going to reread this list between now and the next time you post.

Unknown said...

Does this indicate that you felt the post was so rich, so intellectually fulfilling, so rife with knowledge that you simply cannot fit in one more inkling, one more viewing of the rich, fulfilling content??

Or does it suck?

Don't answer that.

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

Superior blogging...I yield to you.

Ken said...

Dude, read the comment slowly just like I had to read your return comment to figure it out.... it says I'm not, not going to read it again....well shit, I'll just do it now and get it over with!

Ken said...

You know...you should re-roof the fuel tank house.

Curious Chris said...

Looks like you're pretty busy... "not doing" a lot today!

Ken said...

Chris, I think this is his best trait these days!

Lucky bastard!

Bruno said...

something else, you, no doubt, are not doing, is watching Traffic and Jerry Garcia play Dear Mr. Fantasy, live at giants stadium. You should be.