He would sand it down to 320. Then do it some more.
He would singlehandedly buy out the known reserves of Southpaw.
He would sell an obscure thing from his cellar on ebay for $4,397.31.
He would travel the world over taking LONG movies of deer.
He would "brain floss" with spaghetti.
He would dig a trench from your pump house to your real house.
He would rebuild your wooden skiff.
He would don the moomoo for all the world to see.
He would wipe a perfectly good blog from the face of the earth.
He would teach a dog to bring him his shoes. And hat.
He would find something else to sand.
He would lose at wrestling with Al Gore, but then buy him a beer.
He would marry the same fine woman twice.
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If he makes it through his latest project...
...he just may marry her again!
He would do all of those things and be a swell friend. Good blog writing sir. Now I need a hanky.
He would sail medical supplies into Haiti.
He would tow icebergs back to the polar caps to slow global warming.
He would broker a free trade agreement between Cuba and US.
And he would share his Nobel Peace Prize with Al.
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