If I Were A Spaceman:

I would burn incense in the capsule.

Pink Floyd and Merle Haggard would play on the stereo console.

I would patronize the Donny's on Uranus.

Sandra Bullock would be along.

And George Clooney.

I would find a way to grill some flank steak whilst orbiting.

I would arrange for the splashdown to be in Lake Tahoe.

Keen shots of Earth would be taken with my iPad.

I would keep my eyes peeled for the mysterious Planet of Moose.

My space suit would have a big back flap for...you know....

I would allow Buzz Aldrin to bring along a bottle of scotch.

The Command Center would be in San Francisco instead of Houston.

I would bring along my lucky shoehorn.

Ted Nugent would not be allowed in the capsule, regardless of his desire to hunt space rabbits with his compound bow.