They are unequaled in the task of tearing asunder a crunchy baguette.
They give the stoopid gums something to do.
They allow dentists, and their decendants, to live rilly nice lives.
No teeth? No root canal. No root canal? No nitrous. No nitrous? No good.
They don't burn easily.
Again, the baguette thing.
Al Gore did not invent teeth, just the enamel and the structure of the root.
Where would Nipsy Russell be without teeth? Or Terry Thomas?
The Tooth Fairy, and all her decendants, would be wards of the state without teeth.
Ya get two pair. Deal of the Century!
They allow Ted Nugent to easily shred the flesh of every living creature on Earth, after he slaughters them.
Without teeth the Floss Industry would likely collapse, causing a hideous downward spiral in the global markets, and most likely result in the Fall of Western Man.
They gave the Nazis something to do. Instead of sitting on the porch whittling ponies for their children, they were able to pick gold from the teeth of anhialated hordes of Jews. Nobody wants a bored Nazi.
Baguettes, dude.
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Apples, peanuts, corn on the cob, nipping at a nipple!!!!
Did I(?)say that?
Yes you did, and now you are going to Internet Prison.
Do you have Kens prison email address yet?
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