Tuesday

~ This Time I Mean It ~

Free Hotdog!! Alls ya gotta do is enter the winning caption for this photo, and you will, in fact, receive a free, non-refundable, tax-defered, boil-in-bag, made in the USA, hotdog! The Judging Unit is comprised of a host of certifiable characters, not the least of which are Judith Light, Ted Nugent, my dead Mom,

Salman Rushdie's long lost cousin Flounder, Ringo, and a reasonable facimile of Alan Alda. Even though I cannot win the contest, I feel obligated to submit an entry, and it goes like this: "Hey, chicken...was it good for you?"

9 comments:

Ken said...

I don't know what's worse chicken, you having to wear that ring on your leg or me wearing these girly shoes.

Lu' said...

Henny Penny of Penny, Leghorne and Little hired to defend Baby Face Kupie Doll on charges of racketeering.

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by The Chicken of Depression.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

They were right, if I smoke more of this stuff, I bet Bennie begins to look like a duck next.

Lu' said...

LOL at wReggie :)

dice said...

"These new Pall Malls taste like chicken.
If you don't believe me, ask him!"






...and I'm sure you meant to spell "it" facsimile.
and what's with the dbl sp after Mom,?
I'm just sayin', er, critiquing.

I'm here for ya. ♥

WannaWin Bad'Lis said...

I'd slap you upside the headbone fer smokin...but I'm chicken

Gal 'Lis said...

Mic! No Fair!! Only ONE entry per person!

Hognutz said...

..............it's just a smoke, Father Seamus; at least I'm not choking my chicken!