I wanna be Ringo.
Who wouldn't want to be Ringo? Everybody in the Entire Known World loves Ringo. He has no natural enemies.
My guess is that Ringo lives in a rilly nice house. In fact, my guess is that Ringo has a number of rilly nice houses, scattered fortuitously amongst the most desireable places on the planet.
Ringo never has to wonder how much it will cost to rent a stump grinder.
He hangs out with world-class musicians.
He is happily married to a beautiful woman, and has a son who is talented in his own right.
Ringo can get up in the morning whenever he wants.
He bought his parents a new house when the Beatles hit big.
Did you think that when Ringo goes to his mailbox, that there might be a rilly phfat royalty check in there?
Ringo is friends with Paul McCartney.
The lawn tractor owned by Ringo does not, in all likelyhood, need a new mower deck clutch cable.
No one else in the Entire Known World is named Ringo.
I wanna be Ringo.
Who wouldn't?
11 comments:
These are all very good reasons to be wRingo.
A tip on the stump. Get Mic to come out there and tell him to check a bag of coal. He knows the drill.
Honey Don't tease me! I just want him to adopt me. How come he says he will, but he won't?
it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...be like ringo...and let your spirit soar!!!
I don't like Ringo. He told everyone to stop sending him fan mail.
I like Johnny Ringo.
I don't like this post.
Remember Mingo on Daniel Boone? He had a haircut like Moe Howard and spoke very proper for a native American.
hey, you like (Ringo)
to write so much, why don't you try your hand at Lu's favorite game "Wordzzle"?
Write us (one of your cool stories) a story using these Ringo tunes:
Boys
I Wanna Be Your Man
Matchbox
Honey Dont
Act Naturallay
What Goes On
Yellow Submarine
With A Little Help From My Friends
Dont Pass me By
Good Night
Octopus's Garden
...only if you want to.
♫...shake your your head and rattle your brain...♫
but I digress.
Yeah, shake your head and rattle the bones.
What if Ringo's last name was Mingo?!
...and his middle name was Bingo?
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